i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told
who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’
WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUCKERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KILL THE POPSICLE DONT TESTICLE ME
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A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday
It would be funny if this joke had a punchline
Wooden tit
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sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:
im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math
that’s 110%
wait I just got the joke
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Okay so for Spanish we have to do a project about our favorite trip and I couldn’t think of one so I’m just doing The Hangover and photoshopping myself into different screen shots.
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accessories include extra-large coffees and handfuls of unorganized notes and sketches
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why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month
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Typical Harry Potter Quotes
(Quotes that highlight the theme of the series)
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the ol’ razzle dazzle
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