altomezzomezzo:

thoughtfultea bitcheslovebeck GIRLS LOOK! IT’S MY PROBABLY NOT DEFINITELY NOT BUT LET’S HOPE SO FUTURE LIFE!

Yes Lindsay! It’s future you!!! (Except your guy won’t be a cheating arsehole!)

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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camembertlylegal:

deadlydinos:

Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

kyriankreep:

mollyiscoolokay:

The year is 3000, my great great great grand daughter isn’t fine at all and freddos are £4 each

#the dfs sale is still on though

perfection 

thisisbodypos:

all boobs are good boobs

all stomachs are good stomachs

all thighs are good thighs 

all bodies are good bodies

yes yours, too, and don’t you forget it

Not that anyone really cares but Luke is visiting for the weekend (HOORAY!!). So I’ll be spending the weekend with him and also hosting a little get together with my besties sooo I won’t be on much this weekend, see y’all Monday!! 

Rae Earl Appreciation Week → Day 7: Favorite outfits

It’s fucking embarrassing how good I look some days.

mymadfatdiaryfinnandrae:

hahaha I bet you guys that they never moved that fast before

when you actually do your homework but leave it at home

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ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah, okay, i’ll be sure to do that

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

mymadfatdiaryfinnandrae:

First Date = Flirting = 

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